November 7, 2024


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Maggie Van Ostrand's columns and articles cover more topics than Washington has lobbyists. Each is listed below, with a descriptive blurb. We don't know what a blurb is, but Maggie thinks they may be useful here.
  • FESTIVUS
    Festivus for the rest of us...
  • A BLUE CHRISTMAS
    Even if we tried to reverse the commercialization of Christmas and get back to basics, we can't find what the Wise Men gave. I can't find frankincense in any store at the mall and nobody even knows what myrrh is.
  • The Christmas Flower
    Once upon a time, a little boy was walking to church to see the Nativity scene, wishing he had money to buy a gift for the baby in the manger.
  • Thanksgiving at the Little Table
    Little does a child know that life is pretty much downhill once he's old enough to graduate from the Thanksgiving little table to the big one with the grownups.
  • CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH THE SLIDING U.S. DOLLAR
    It certainly isn't necessary for big mouth media blabbing to everybody that the U.S. dollar is sliding. We can see that ourselves. Take a look, and you'll see all the presidents sliding to the left.
  • PEEPS SHANGHAIED
    They kidnapped 24's great, fictional hero, Jack Bauer and tortured him. They committed unknown atrocities upon his fiance when she attempted to find and rescue him. That wasn't bad enough. Now they're taking over America's iconic Peeps.
  • America is Just Fine, Thank You
    Just when we disgustedly accepted that the government listens to our phone calls and reads our mail, we find that all is not lost. America is still full of it's own special attitude of don't-tell-us-we-can't-do=that. There's good news, and it's big.
  • In A Word ...
    We have now reached the limit of psychic endurance. The Oxford English Dictionary, fondly referred to as OED by language devotees, has decided to suck up to the MTV generation, which can't stand anything that takes longer than a Paris Hilton jail term, by annihilating the gentle hyphen.
  • The 22 Most Corrupt Politicians in Washington
    Just when you think you have nowhere to turn for relief from the political shenanigans of our elected officials, along comes Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a non-profit legal watchdog group dedicated to holding public officials accountable for their actions.
  • Top 10 Reasons Why the Grass is Always Greener on a Politician's Lawn
    America is a nation that began with George Washington not telling a lie, and devolved into a nation with presidents from whose lips lies fall faster than a home run on steroids.
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