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                            | Maggie Van Ostrand's columns and articles cover more topics than Washington has lobbyists. Each is listed below, with a descriptive blurb. We don't know what a blurb is, but Maggie thinks they may be useful here. | 
                           
                         
				        
							
				            
                                  
                                    
                                      
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                                             To Tweet Or Not To Tweet? That Is The Question 
 
                                              Alas, nobody sits down to compose a letter these days. Instead, they talk, text, or Tweet ...                                         
                                         
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                                             The Makeup Drawer 
 
                                              Spring Cleaning in late summer                                         
                                         
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                                             The Day The President Called Me From Air Force One 
 
                                              phone call from Pres. Obama                                         
                                         
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                                             George Washington: Lies, Myths, and Hippos 
 
                                              What father in his right mind would give a six-year-old a hatchet?                                         
                                         
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                                             "What's That Thing Hanging Out of Your Nose?" and Other Stupid Questions 
 
                                              when you can't think of the right thing to say at the right time                                         
                                         
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                                             Mother 
 
                                              Mother's Day                                         
                                         
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                                             Cooking With Scissors 
 
                                              They can call it "childproofing" all they want to, but it'd be a lot easier on grownups if they'd just put iron mittens on their kids.                                         
                                         
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                                             Super Bowl for Women 
 
                                              They may use Roman numerals in the Super Bowl games, but they're still Greek to me.                                         
                                         
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                                             Politically Indirect, or, The True Meaning of Humbug 
 
                                              What politicians say is not even close to what they mean. Humbug!                                         
                                         
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                                             The Forked Tongue of Congress 
 
                                              My opinion of this Congress is now even lower than my opinion of this Supreme Court.                                         
                                         
                                          
                          
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